OK, so this is my attempt at spreading (pardon the pun) Xmas cheer this year. No boring newsletter about what I did, but a useful visual feats for your eyes and stomachs. Everyone loves a cooking show on the TV these days, in fact on most stations that is all there is to watch, so I’ve decided to clutter up YouTube with even more mindless rubbish about food preparation. And it comes with bonus hygiene tips!

So, here we go, mind the step . . .